بوووووول
أحب احيي العبقري، الفكر في اسم بووول اف ام ١٠٨! احا يا بلد
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Got Hemorroids!!! Call 09006666
A Friend of mine sent me this file from AbuDhabi.
Sorry again, it’s only in arabic, but funny like hell.
Download it by clicking here
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Egyptian Traffic Police Interview
I got this extremely funny file from a friend (Egyptian) that is working in Pakistan. It’s extremely funny (specially for Egyptians) and unfortunatelly, it’s only in Arabic. I’m sure that many of you guys will like this file… Please take the time to listen to it.
I must also say “God Bless Bluetooth” - which infact [...]
مثل
الزبر المعووج عمره ما يتعدل
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Kaskasa 3alani
KOLL SANNA WE GANABAK TAYEB YA RAYES…
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Breaking Wind
Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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A new proverb
الرجل إذا صمت فإنه يفكر… و المرأة إذا صمتت فتكون قد ماتت..! - عمرو فهمي
A man if he is silent then he is thinking… and a woman when she is silent then she is dead - Amr Fahmy
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Baga7a Masreya (An encounter with a telemarketer)
Today I was having lunch at my grandparent’s when the phone rang. For the record I never answer my grandpartent’s phone, but this time my grandmother asked me to, as she was busy with the cooking and all. Anyways, I answered and this lady (sounder low class) was on the line. The conversation went as [...]
Fart Holding
أثبتت الدراسات أن كتمان الفسيه في الطيز يؤدي إلي إنتقالها إلى المخ عن طريق النخاع الشوكي و بالتالي تجينا افكار زي الخرا
Translation:
“Studies have proven that holding the fart in your ass, causes it (the fart) to be carried to the brain via the bone marrow, therefore we get the shitty ideas”
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The Egyptian Economy aka “Za Ejibshan Economy”
I got this on an sms today
الإقتصاد المصرى زي لباس الشرموطه كل ماترفعه ينزل تاني
It means; The Egyptian economy is like the undies of a prostitute. Every time you get it up, it goes down again.
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